Danny Trejo

Reviews Featuring Danny Trejo

Gunfire and violence alone dont equate to a good story - its not funny, its not clever, its not sexy, and its not remotely interesting. It is one thing though complete rubbish.

Animal Factory

Professionally-made, but unremarkable.

XXX

James Bond with a slap-head shaven, not stirred. Get it? Shaven, not stirred? Eh? Oh, just forget it.

Anchorman

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Definitely weird and very nearly wonderful and youll never look at your local newsreader in the same way again.

The Devil's Rejects

This sequel to 'House of 1000 Corpses' is one disorientingly demented trip through the terrain of 1970s outlaw grindhouse.

Halloween

Zombie has shown he knows how to do his own horror right, but he should have left the classic alone; the movie ultimately fails due to the fact that it tries to justify Michael Myers by making him nothing more than a sad little boy who grew up bad.

Predators

A pointless rehash with Adrien Brody in very uncomfortable territory, Predators may please some unfamiliar with the original, or Adrien Brody, but will leave the rest feeling hollow and unfulfilled.

Machete

Danny Trejo finally has a starring vehicle, and its a beautiful mess of blood, action, hot girls, and fun that never slows down long enough to lose its way.

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