A good concept that’s failed by its delivery. Unfortunately, now that Parker and Peli have had a half arsed stab at Chernobyl, this interesting horror location has had it’s V-plates disappointingly taken in the back of a Fiat Uno and will never get them back.
Horror
The Cabin in the Woods
A satirical take on the modern horror film that will save this from the bargain and make you laugh.
Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal
The ridiculously-titled Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal is a film about art. Plus a bit of sleepwalking cannibalism. It’s watchable but fairly forgttable – give it a go nonetheless.
The Silent House
An ambitious Uruguayan horror with a climax that rivals ‘it was all a dream’ as the mother of all endings.
The Possession
Just because a demon possessing a little girl is of a different religious denomination, it doesn’t mean it’s original. Exorcism, schmexorcism.
Piranha 3DD
If you’re a fan of so-bad-it’s-good then this will be right up your street. It’s enjoyable naffness that’s to be taken with an ocean’s worth of salt.