Goes straight past the heart-strings and hits you square on the upchuck reflex. Its a sweet tale, but just far too sickly.
Romance
Gigli
One of the biggest turkeys of 2003. Gobble gobble indeed.
Lost in Translation
While it may not exactly change your life, 'Lost in Translation' is a smart, stylish portrait of a romance that never happens, with excellent performances and a message delivered in restrained whisper rather than Hollywood shout.
Along Came Polly
Along Came Pointless, more like.
Heartbreakers
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with less laughs but much, much more cleavage.
Uptown Girls
If you liked 'Maid in Manhattan', then 'Uptown Girls' is just what you deserve.