The cast-list might suggest otherwise, but this utterly forgettable costume drama really is one you should make a point of missing.
Drama
Raise Your Voice
If you are going to raise your voice whilst watching this film, might I suggest using the words this is crap? For added effect, you might like to accompany that action with lobbing bricks at the screen.
Bangrajan
The buffalo are big, the battles brutal and bloody in this gritty epic from Thailand – but unfortunately the characters are too blank to be interesting.
Spanglish
This engrossing, dialogue-driven piece of work features brilliant performances all round and could just as easily have been titled Lost In Translation, had Sofia Coppola not gotten there first.
Hide and Seek
If you hear a count-up in 'Hide and Seek', that's only because it's another psychological thriller by numbers.
Sixteen Years of Alcohol
A Clockwork Orange meets Trainspotting meets an episode of the Scots sketch show Chewin the Fat in this tremendously performed but poorly thought-out Richard Jobson gloom-fest.