Even the Nolan Sisters would struggle to feel in the mood for dancing after watching this soul-sappingly bad Neve Campbell vanity project.
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Das Frauenhaus
Be it Cold War thriller, lesbian spy farce, or acid-spiked orgy, this soft-core slice of seventies psychedelia will make your brain, if not your balls, burst.
Vera Drake
Superbly acted 1950s-set drama in which illegal abortions engender an unexpected kind of family tragedy – not quite Mike Leigh's best, but still quietly devastating.
House of the Dead
Given a straight choice between zombification and another hour-and-a-half spent watching this stupefyingly awful plop-horror, Id choose joining the ranks of the undead every time.
Being Julia
Hats off to Annette Bening for a remarkable performance in an unremarkable movie.
The Dreamers
Two hours of self-important piffle about film buffs in the bare buff. Its desperate to be controversial, but its not.