Youll certainly be left thinking son of a something, but it wont be Mask. No doubt about it, this is a solid early contender for biggest guff-heap of 2005.
Comedy
Miss Congeniality
The storys a load of Bull but Sandras just about funny and likable enough to pull it off.
Shall We Dance
The cinematic equivalent of being left without a partner at the school dance. You get to see everyone else out there on the floor having fun, but never feel involved.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Few films are as rich and strange as this bittersweet comic odyssey into the depths of human yearning.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Just like a real sponge, it is light, vacuous and strange, and keeps things clean for the kids but adults might wish it were more absorbing.
Unstoppable
The powerful secret drug under-pinning this low-profile Wesley Snipes beat-em-up teaches us never to underestimate the power of suggestion. My suggestion is that you give the whole thing a miss.