Leave your brain in the foyer, and your taste in the toilets. 'Scary Movie 3' is comedy at its least sophisticated, with zero subtlety and no critical insights into the horror it parodies.
Horror
Exorcist: The Beginning
Not the worst of the 'Exorcist' sequels – even if at times it plays like 'Father Merrin and the Temple of Doom'
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
A true guilty pleasure as braindead as a zombie, but much faster moving.
Saw
A twistily clever psychothriller which affirms life's value even as it sends all hope down the drain.
Bubba Ho-tep
Put a former president, the king of rock n roll, and an ancient soul-sucker all under one roof, and things are bound to get interesting just not quite interesting enough in this horror comedy with a melancholic edge.
Hellraiser
This isnt for your eyes, says the demonic Cenobite but he is so very wrong about Clive Barkers must-see horror.