Given a straight choice between zombification and another hour-and-a-half spent watching this stupefyingly awful plop-horror, Id choose joining the ranks of the undead every time.
Horror
Decoys
Who needs a good horror movie when you can watch a trouser-wettingly funny one instead?
Club Dread
Unlike the shedding of blood and clothes, laughs are pretty scarce in this lacklustre slasher skit.
Blade: Trinity
Lets hope this underwhelming third instalment really is the final nail in the Blade coffin.
The Last Horror Movie
Intelligent low-budget meta-horror that cuts much deeper than the average slasher.
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
Dark, creepy, and also a bit camp and silly its the ultimate Hollywood catfight.