Given a straight choice between zombification and another hour-and-a-half spent watching this stupefyingly awful plop-horror, Id choose joining the ranks of the undead every time.
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If your kids tell you they want to see this film, lock them in their bedrooms and put an instant freeze on their pocket money. Theyll thank you for it when theyre older.