Even the Nolan Sisters would struggle to feel in the mood for dancing after watching this soul-sappingly bad Neve Campbell vanity project.
The Keeper
Not only is The Keeper not a keeper its not even a renter. Leave this one on the shelf beside most of the rest of the poo Dennis Hopper appears in nowadays.
The Cooler
Believable? Entertaining? Satisfying? We should be so lucky lucky, lucky, lucky.
Meet the Parents
Plenty of chortles to be had in this archetypal Ben Stiller comedy which proves once and for all that you can choose your friends, but not their relatives.
House of the Dead
Given a straight choice between zombification and another hour-and-a-half spent watching this stupefyingly awful plop-horror, Id choose joining the ranks of the undead every time.
Ella Enchanted
Derivative and disposable it may be, but Ella Enchanted is a surprisingly entertaining fairytale flick for the whole fam.