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Author Archives: Gary Panton

The Ladykillers

A film to give you a nice ‘Ealing all over.

Swiri

Your average everyday run-of-the-mill action movie – with optional subtitles.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

A visually exhilarating but virtually unfathomable hundred-mile-an-hour bare-back hippogriff ride. Baffled? You will be!

Shrek 2

Not quite as good as the first one, but guaranteed to make you smile, smile, smile all the way home.

A Shot at Glory

Scottish football fans will get a good laugh looking for their anti-heroes among the cast and spotting some familiar crumbling old terraces in the background – but anyone after a REAL challenge should just try fathoming what Robert Duvall’s saying.

Connie and Carla

Not a total drag. Well, not quite.

The Baby Juice Express

Considerably better than its “never heard of it” status would suggest.

Maybe Baby

Maybe not.

Det Sjunde inseglet

Classic Death.

Pitch Black

Pretty darn enjoyable, even if it’s not remotely original.