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Author Archives: Gary Panton

Cheaper by the Dozen

February 14, 2004 – 12:00 am

You’ll long for the Steve Martin of old. Ah yes, those were the days.

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Magnolia

February 13, 2004 – 12:00 am

I’m not saying this is a long film, but you could watch ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ TWICE in an equivalent amount of time. Nuff said.

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The Bourne Identity

February 11, 2004 – 12:00 am

A decent enough thriller, but does Matt Damon really need to make every film with a poker-face?

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Something's Gotta Give

February 7, 2004 – 12:00 am

Big cast, great expectations, huge disappointment.

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Le Divorce

February 4, 2004 – 12:00 am

Tres crappy.

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Bowfinger

February 2, 2004 – 12:00 am

A return to the comedic glory days of Messrs Martin and Murphy – or pretty close, at least.

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I Know What You Did Last Summer

February 1, 2004 – 12:00 am

‘Scream’ minus wit and originality.

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The Bonfire Of The Vanities

February 1, 2004 – 12:00 am

A fairly entertaining slice of satire, this really isn’t as bad as it’s often made out to be.

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Carrie

January 30, 2004 – 12:00 am

Over-acted over-directed tripe

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Total Recall

January 30, 2004 – 12:00 am

Classic Arnie – dated, but still enjoyable.

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