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Author Archives: Gary Panton

Showtime

January 30, 2004 – 12:00 am

Why oh why do you do it, Robert?

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Hellborn

January 27, 2004 – 12:00 am

80 minutes of pure pap.

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Vampires

January 27, 2004 – 12:00 am

Effectively a poor man’s ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’. So watch that instead.

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Big Fish

January 26, 2004 – 12:00 am

This is already looking like a strong contender for best film of 2004.

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The Human Stain

January 24, 2004 – 12:00 am

Thankfully this particular stain isn’t permanent – try to ignore it and it’ll go away.

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January 22, 2004 – 12:00 am

Jack Nicholson at his very best – a must-have DVD.

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Insomnia

January 22, 2004 – 12:00 am

Considerably more interesting than sleep.

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Vanilla Sky

January 22, 2004 – 12:00 am

Watchable, provided you’ve got way too much time on your hands.

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The Princess Diaries

January 22, 2004 – 12:00 am

Only Hathaway saves it from being a throwaway.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

January 20, 2004 – 12:00 am

New fans and nostalgia-hunters alike should love it – but let’s just hope the same re-release treatment isn’t planned for the horrendously bad sequels.

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