Why oh why do you do it, Robert?
Action
Vampires
Effectively a poor mans From Dusk Till Dawn. So watch that instead.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
New fans and nostalgia-hunters alike should love it but lets just hope the same re-release treatment isnt planned for the horrendously bad sequels.
Paycheck
Enjoyable, if completely ridiculous, popcorn fodder.
XXX
James Bond with a slap-head shaven, not stirred. Get it? Shaven, not stirred? Eh? Oh, just forget it.
Ichi the Killer
An absolute masterpiece of extreme filmmaking. Guaranteed to amaze, shock, disgust and intrigue in equal measure, 'Ichi the Killer' is one of the most striking films ever made. Unforgettable.