This detestable baby bunkum makes Look Whos Talking look like Citizen Kane.
British
The Jacket
Give it ten out of 10 for effort, boldness, and even originality but half-marks at best for the acutely unconvincing way it all comes together.
Enduring Love
A tale of obsession with less hot air than your average thriller.
Valiant
This Brit-packed tale of feathery heroics might not have the bods at Pixar losing sleep any time soon but its a Valiant effort.
Dead Man's Shoes
A West Country high plains drifter metes out hard justice to the Midlands in this gritty revenger's tragedy.
Non ti muovere
Penélope Cruz proves that she is more than just a pretty face in this overlong melodrama.