Quite possibly the only thing even remotely funny about this film is the title. Save yourself a few quid by looking at the poster and moving swiftly on.
British
Tooth
Do your kids a favour and take them on a nice trip to the dentist instead.
The Draughtsman's Contract
Peter Greenaway's first feature film is arguably his best – in a seventeenth century English country garden, history and artful speculation are grafted in a murder mystery plot to yield strange, fertile fruits for the imagination, which will delight with their tart acerbity.
Thirteen
A surprisingly unsensationalised, brutally frank coming-of-age drama.
Snatch
Lock, stock and no new ideas.
The Heart Of Me
All heart and no trousers.