Youll never be able to look a tin of beans in the eye again.
Comedy
Modern Vampires
Biting postmodern vampire satire that is trashy enough to get you smiling, but intelligent enough to sink your teeth into.
Envy
Roll up for one of the biggest duds of the year. Messrs Stiller and Black should go into hiding after hearing this rank-awful comedy is finally getting a big screen release.
Raising Helen
Her character might be able to raise a gaggle of squealing kiddies but, if she wants to raise her profile back to where it once was, Kate Hudson will have to find better work than this.
House
Roger Cobb is a Vietnam veteran far more warped than the average floorboard, in this agreeably unhinged haunted house comedy.
House II: The Second Story
A weirdly charming adventure in ultra-light horror that is strictly for the kids.