When the only thing remotely scary about a so-called horror movie turns out to be Courteney Coxs wig, you know its been a long two hours.
Saving Private Ryan
Stonewall proof that Steven Spielberg, while a marvellous film-maker, possesses not a single cynical bone in his body. Which is actually kinda nice, in a Forrest Gumpy sort of way.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Frank Drebin bows out in style and remember, this is not goodbye. Its just I wont ever see you again.
Platoon
Not for Nam-by pambies (Nam, geddit? As in VietNAM, you see? No? Oh, just forget it).
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
An inventive headtrip cum melancholic romance which sticks in the mind.
Re-inventing Eddie
This life-affirming comedy about accusations of paedophilia may seem sweet, but it leaves a very odd aftertaste.