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Author Archives: Gary Panton

White Noise

Michael Keaton’s back! And, somewhat worryingly, he’s been grabbed by the ghoulies.

Ginger Snaps

Low on budget but high on originality, this cult canine tale of terror is sure to give all horror fans something to bite into.

The Company

Even the Nolan Sisters would struggle to feel “in the mood for dancing” after watching this soul-sappingly bad Neve Campbell vanity project.

The Keeper

Not only is ‘The Keeper’ not a “keeper” – it’s not even a renter. Leave this one on the shelf beside most of the rest of the poo Dennis Hopper appears in nowadays.

The Cooler

Believable? Entertaining? Satisfying? We should be so lucky – lucky, lucky, lucky.

Meet the Parents

Plenty of chortles to be had in this archetypal Ben Stiller comedy which proves once and for all that you can choose your friends, but not their relatives.

House of the Dead

Given a straight choice between zombification and another hour-and-a-half spent watching this stupefyingly awful plop-horror, I’d choose joining the ranks of the undead every time.

Ella Enchanted

Derivative and disposable it may be, but ‘Ella Enchanted’ is a surprisingly entertaining fairytale flick for the whole fam.

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

You’ll find nothing unfortunate about going to see this dark, fun, horror-for-kiddies.

Barbershop 2: Back in Business

This is a second hair-cut we didn’t need.