December 17, 2004 – 12:00 am
If your kids tell you they want to see this film, lock them in their bedrooms and put an instant freeze on their pocket money. Theyll thank you for it when theyre older.
December 17, 2004 – 12:00 am
You might find John Christmas, but youll instantly find yourself wondering how you can lose him again.
December 15, 2004 – 12:00 am
Who needs a good horror movie when you can watch a trouser-wettingly funny one instead?
December 14, 2004 – 12:00 am
How can you make a carefully-edited documentary about carefully-edited news? With great difficulty, if this attempt is anything to go by.
December 13, 2004 – 12:00 am
Hats off to Annette Bening for a remarkable performance in an unremarkable movie.
December 13, 2004 – 12:00 am
Unlike the shedding of blood and clothes, laughs are pretty scarce in this lacklustre slasher skit.
December 13, 2004 – 12:00 am
The film that made Little Mac Culkin an overnight star still fits the festive bill even if only for that terrific last half-hour!
December 12, 2004 – 12:00 am
The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind! But, like the owners of that 19th Century Parisian opera house, youll wish he wasnt.
December 7, 2004 – 12:00 am
Turkeys come early this year!
December 6, 2004 – 12:00 am
Hold onto that admission money and go spend it on a pressie for a loved one. Or, at the very least, spend it on seeing a decent movie.
