Three tales of tepid terror. About as scary as stroking a hamster, but much less exciting.
Secret Window
Far-fetched stuff, and you may well see the twist coming a mile off but its a guilty pleasure.
Ringu 2
Creepy in places, dull in others, and not a patch on the original.
Van Helsing
This hundred-mile-an-hour goth-romp leaves you gasping for breath but not for more.
Laws of Attraction
The Belgium of comedies not so much dislikeable as just plain boring.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Wholly uninteresting fluff Lohan should be aiming higher.