Youd never catch Tony Robinson and co. behaving like this on Time Team.
Adventure
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
Also known as Big Steaming Pile of ****.
The Cat in the Hat
Watch an all-time classic childrens book being destroyed before your very eyes. Awful. Just awful.
Last Action Hero
Not the worst way to waste a couple of hours.
Hidalgo
Horsing around, Viggo-style.
The Three Musketeers
Bring back Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds!! Now.