Quasi-groovy. Semi-groovy. The margarine of groovy. The Diet Coke of groovy just one calorie not groovy enough!
Adventure
Austin Powers in Goldmember
It aint solid gold even if certain parts of it are.
Van Helsing
This hundred-mile-an-hour goth-romp leaves you gasping for breath but not for more.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Sheer brilliance with a hat on.
Troy
Visually stunning, but totally hollow in every other department.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
A visually exhilarating but virtually unfathomable hundred-mile-an-hour bare-back hippogriff ride. Baffled? You will be!