Low-budget artworld scam film that does not come close to passing off as any of the comedy crime capers it imitates.
British
Five Children and It
A spiritless and forgettable adaptation that could have been so much better.
Wimbledon
Only the stars bounce in this dull-as-Henman Wimblebore.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
A true guilty pleasure as braindead as a zombie, but much faster moving.
Man on Fire
A beautiful-looking, well-acted revenge movie, but too big and dumb-assed to be so serious.
Hellraiser
This isnt for your eyes, says the demonic Cenobite but he is so very wrong about Clive Barkers must-see horror.