You wont have too much trouble keeping up with this particular Jones but you might enjoy it. If you like that sort of thing.
Archives for February 2004
American Pie 2
This slice is a little lukewarm – stick it back in the microwave. On second thoughts, DONT do that DVDs and microwaves dont mix.
Scream 3
When the only thing remotely scary about a so-called horror movie turns out to be Courteney Coxs wig, you know its been a long two hours.
Saving Private Ryan
Stonewall proof that Steven Spielberg, while a marvellous film-maker, possesses not a single cynical bone in his body. Which is actually kinda nice, in a Forrest Gumpy sort of way.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Frank Drebin bows out in style and remember, this is not goodbye. Its just I wont ever see you again.
Platoon
Not for Nam-by pambies (Nam, geddit? As in VietNAM, you see? No? Oh, just forget it).