Wholly uninteresting fluff Lohan should be aiming higher.
Archives for February 2004
Demonlover
A bleak cyber-thriller that bids you to see through the glossy images on the screen's surface.
Laws of Attraction
The Belgium of comedies not so much dislikeable as just plain boring.
Van Helsing
This hundred-mile-an-hour goth-romp leaves you gasping for breath but not for more.
Ninja Scroll: Volume 1
Imaginative kick-ass animé, like a fantasy videogame but without the keypad.
Wonderland
A 1980s-set true-crime murder mystery whose devious flashbacks and multiple perspectives make you feel like you've snorted too much coke – or been whacked once too often with a lead pipe.