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Divergent
Django Unchained
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Les Misérables
Quartet
Chernobyl Diaries
The Cabin in the Woods
Balibo

Taken

I was pretty taken aback by how poor this monotonous thriller is. Best used as a way to scare your kids into not travelling and staying at home.

Grizzly Man

Grizzly Man is a hugely interesting account of a strange man with a fascinating life by master of the weird Werner Herzog.

A Lonely Place to Die

If beautiful scenery and excellent marksmanship are your thing then you will love this impressive British mountaineering thriller.

Apollo 18

Oh my God, is this real??? No, it’s not. And it’s not very good either.

Don't be Afraid of the Dark

I’m afraid you probably won’t be afraid of Don’t be Afraid of the Dark, A very middle of the road horror film that’s not great but okay for a bit of mindless entertainment.

The Town

Ben Affleck’s latest image enhancing effort is like a superhero movie with a cop-killing bank robber as the guy to root for. Uneven characterisation and cringeworthy cliches let this otherwise fairly gripping heist thriller down.

A History of Violence

Certainly engaging, intelligent and compelling at times but not quite good, consistent or believable enough for the wealth of praise heaped upon it.

Eden Lake

If you go down to the woods today… you might get tortured and set on fire by teenagers.

The Inbetweeners Movie

Entertaining and funny if not amazingly clungetastic.

Conan the Barbarian

This fantasy remake offers more than enough action but without a plot or any charactersation whatsoever to back it up, Conan fails to grace the heights of the early-Nineties cartoon.