If youre after a true insight into what makes the British football fan tick, give this pedestrian rom-com a miss and head straight for the book.
Spartan
Gloomy, self-indulgent and not half as insightful as it thinks it is, youll be left wishing this one was Spartan enough to be over in a couple of minutes.
The Last Victory
If you think obsessive football fans are mental-cases you aint seen nothing yet, as this entertaining look at Italian fixation with a local horse race shows.
Miracle
US hockey fans may well love this opportunity to revisit former glories but everyone else is likely to be left as cold as all that ice.
Coach Carter
Sammy L. turns this conventional schoolteacher flick into The Jackson Show, and its all the better for it.
The War of the Worlds
This creaky slice of cinematic history is fun to watch, but gets blown out of the sky by its modern-day relatives.