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Author Archives: Gary Panton

Reality Bites

What is reality coming to?

The Whole Ten Yards

This unnecessary sequel doesn’t quite go the extra yard.

After the Sunset

What is it about spending time in the sunshine that just makes you want to yawn uncontrollably?

My Boss’s Daughter

This ridiculously amateurish and unfunny caper should have been handed its P45 way back at the production stage.

Angels in America

A bit like those angel’s wings, it’s sporadically up-lifting in a way that doesn’t quite make sense – but more often than that it’s a maudlin chore with too scant a reward.

Soul Plane

Pray this insufferable exercise in stereotype-perpetration is never shown as your in-flight movie – you might just feel an urge to open all the windows.

Boa vs. Python

Anyone who’s scared of snakes should probably give this one a miss. Ditto anyone suffering from phobias of wooden acting and really bad special effects.

Ladies in Lavender

You’re only as old as the person you feel.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

A right Royal pile of plopsy.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Goes beyond the edge of not just reason, but comedy and good sense. Let’s hope Bridget keeps her diary private from now on.