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Author Archives: Gary Panton

Alfie

June 11, 2004 – 12:00 am

Michael Caine proves he knows exactly what it’s all about, even if his character doesn’t.

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Lost In Space

May 2, 2004 – 12:00 am

Mediocre remake of a mediocre TV show.

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Honest

May 1, 2004 – 12:00 am

A poorly-written waste of time that even the finest cast in the world would struggle to make interesting.

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Gigli

March 2, 2004 – 12:00 am

One of the biggest turkeys of 2003. “Gobble gobble” indeed.

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Stuck On You

March 1, 2004 – 12:00 am

Not the funniest Farrelly flick, but surely the sweetest.

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Along Came Polly

February 28, 2004 – 12:00 am

“Along Came Pointless”, more like.

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Psycho

February 26, 2004 – 12:00 am

Whatever will mother say?

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Heartbreakers

February 26, 2004 – 12:00 am

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with less laughs but much, much more cleavage.

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The Most Fertile Man In Ireland

February 26, 2004 – 12:00 am

It’s just a pity nobody considered making “The Most Funny Man In Ireland” instead. That, at least, might have provided a few laughs.

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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

February 26, 2004 – 12:00 am

Even the title doesn’t work.

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