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Author Archives: Gary Panton

The Girl Next Door

About as realistic as, erm – an episode of ‘24’. But bags of fun with it.

Se7en

‘Se7en’ might be a really stupid way to write the title, but when a film’s this good nobody seems to care. Great and gruesome at the same time.

Scream

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! (That’s supposed to represent a scream, in case you’re wondering.)

Bottle Rocket

Dimwit characters and clever laughs combine – it’s a great concoction.

Hidalgo

Horsing around, Viggo-style.

Hot Shots!

Any movie that takes a pop at ‘Top Gun’ can’t be all bad – but it’s no ‘Naked Gun’.

The Three Musketeers

Bring back ‘Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds’!! Now.

Scream 2

A hatchet job in more ways than one.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Quasi-groovy. Semi-groovy. The margarine of groovy. The Diet Coke of groovy… just one calorie – not groovy enough!

Jesus' Son

Don’t let the title put you off – this is quite a bit easier going than 'The Passion of the Christ'!