More Hot Fuzz than credible cop thriller, The Sweeney is a long list of missed opportunities. If you desperately want to watch cops behaving badly, tune into the classic TV show on UK Gold instead.
The Possession
Just because a demon possessing a little girl is of a different religious denomination, it doesn’t mean it’s original. Exorcism, schmexorcism.
Cell 211
A gripping prison drama with a slew of twists from Spain that has it’s flaws but remains well worth a watch nonetheless.
The Expendables 2
More of the same harmless killing and mostly intentional humour from this geriatric band of mercenaries. Obviously not for everyone.
Keith Lemon: The Film
It doesn’t matter if you get Keith Lemon or not, this is still one of the worst films of 2012. Bring on the apocalypse.
Persepolis
An animated coming of age tale of a young Iranian girl – doesn’t sound all that? Give it a try, it’s awesome.