If the storyline was half as good as the animation, this would be one of the greatest films ever made.
Two films in one – a mad rollercoaster thriller in the cinema, and a more subtle psychodrama in your head afterwards.
What is it about spending time in the sunshine that just makes you want to yawn uncontrollably?
This reactionary revenger will bring real satisfaction to fans of Bush's foreign policy – but probably not to anybody else.
Argento, the once great king of giallo, goes down the drain – which is the only royal flush to be seen in this sub-par gambling thriller.
Twisted is a fair enough description, but it could just as accurately have been titled Poor, Predictable or A Bit Crappy.
Think of it as a combination of Se7en without the shocks and Angelina Jolie without her clothes.
Japanese director gives his own horror film a surprisingly intelligent Hollywood makeover pointless self-replication perhaps, but that is the nature of curses.
Voyeurism at its most riveting (thats right its even more gripping than the live 24 hour coverage of Im A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!).