An ambitious Uruguayan horror with a climax that rivals ‘it was all a dream’ as the mother of all endings.
The Sweeney
More Hot Fuzz than credible cop thriller, The Sweeney is a long list of missed opportunities. If you desperately want to watch cops behaving badly, tune into the classic TV show on UK Gold instead.
The Possession
Just because a demon possessing a little girl is of a different religious denomination, it doesn’t mean it’s original. Exorcism, schmexorcism.
Cell 211
A gripping prison drama with a slew of twists from Spain that has it’s flaws but remains well worth a watch nonetheless.
The Expendables 2
More of the same harmless killing and mostly intentional humour from this geriatric band of mercenaries. Obviously not for everyone.
Keith Lemon: The Film
It doesn’t matter if you get Keith Lemon or not, this is still one of the worst films of 2012. Bring on the apocalypse.