In 1972, the mighty Bill Cosby came up with an idea for a kiddies cartoon series featuring characters based on his very own chums from High School. That show was called Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. Its star was a fat bloke called Albert (natch) whose main two priorities in life appeared to be solving other peoples problems and saying hey hey hey! a lot and, incredibly, it ran for a whopping TWELVE years, only finally coming to an end in 1984 when Uncky Bill would turn his attentions to the legendary Cosby Show instead.
Now though, The Fatster is back, brought to life when whinging teen Doris (Kyla Pratt) splats a big ol sympathy-searching tear onto the front of her TV set during an Albert re-run. Accompanied by various cronies such as Dumb Donald, Old Weird Harold and Mushmouth (Marques Houston, Aaron Frazier and Jermaine Williams), Albert (Kenan Thompson) climbs through the front of the goggle-box and insists upon lending a hand but soon discovers real life in the Naughties to be a substantially different barrel of onions to animated life in the Seventies. I suppose that much is to be expected, really.
What follows is all fairly safe, bog-standard, family-friendly fat-guy-out-of-water stuff, as Albs and the gang struggle to cope with an array of modern day devices such as ring-pulls, mobile phones and DVDs, while at the same time trying to help Doris improve her life (although it has to be said that she seems to be bringing a lot of the misery on herself after all, she DOES get invited to parties, and she DOES get asked to dance while shes at them).
There are a couple of minor sub-plots involving Albert finding an unconvincing enemy in school bully Reggie (Omarion Grandberry) and an even less convincing love interest in Doris drop-dead gorgeous foster sister Lauri (Dania Ramirez, who Id be willing to stake a small childs life on reaching the very top within the next five years), but theres nothing here you wont see coming a mile off. Thats what tends to happen when youre as big as Fat Albert is.