Whats it all about... Alfie.
Shirley Anne Field
Running Time: 114 minutes
US Certificate: Approved UK Certificate: 15
Country: United Kingdom
The Michael Caine who plays Alfie is the Michael Caine that countless impersonators have based their send-ups on. Hes all hard stares and firm Cockney brogue, pointing right at the camera and telling us what his name is. Its fantastic to watch.
Alfie, of course, isnt the nicest bloke in the world. His life is spent leaping from one womans bed to the next, treating none of them particularly kindly, and then bragging about it to us, the audience. When one of his many ladyfriends (Julia Foster) gives birth to their sprog, his advice to her is you shouldnt let yourself get too attached to him. And later, when biscuit woman Jane Asher makes him a lovely helping of steak and kidney pie, he chucks the whole lot against a wall (presumably because he was hoping for a packet of Hob-Nobs, what with her being Asher and all).
In short, Alfies a complete sod but stories about sods are often the most interesting. He starts the film thinking himself almost untouchable, crowing arrogantly about the joys of a bachelors life and sneering at those he meets who want anything more. But then things start to go slowly wrong: a doctor diagnoses him as having shadows (I think Cliff Richard might have come down with that once) and hes forced to organise a back-street abortion when he gets a friends missus (Vivien Merchant) pregnant. Whats it all about? By the end of the film, he seems none the wiser.
Its Caines performance rather than the film itself that sticks with me the most. Im not always a fan of seeing characters talk to the camera, but Caine proves its a skill that when handled correctly can really turn a decent movie into a truly memorable one. Theres one scene in particular where he flits repeatedly between talking to us and talking to his doctor (Eleanor Bron), and its fascinating to watch him switch from one conversation to the other, the doc wholly unaware that each time she speaks shes actually interrupting his latest diatribe.
Its perhaps telling that the film was nominated for five Oscars, but won none of them. At times it seems more a showcase for Caines talent rather than a piece of entertainment in its own right, and with that in mind its probably spot-on that it gained recognition at the time without quite being accepted as one of the very best. For Caines career as a major star, this was only the beginning.
It's Got: Denholm Elliott as a creepy abortionist.
It Needs: To perhaps do without the over-long comedy bar brawl.
DVD Extras Just a trailer. Whats THAT all about?? DVD Extras Rating: 1/10
Alternatives:Ferris Bueller's Day Off (for another example of getting talking-to-the-camera right)., Alfie
Michael Caine proves he knows exactly what its all about, even if his character doesnt.