March 20, 2005 – 12:00 am
What lurks in the shadows may well be evil, but its nowhere near as bad as the acting, dialogue and direction in this banal horror-plop.
March 18, 2005 – 12:00 am
Call it Pap for short you wont find a more appropriate nickname OR description.
March 17, 2005 – 12:00 am
Combining in-your-face religious commentary with good ol fashioned horror, The Exorcist is and always will be one of the most effective knee-tremblers around.
March 17, 2005 – 12:00 am
All the fantastically-shot stunt-flying in the world cant make up for that fact that this is one of the daftest movies ever to make it big at the box office.
March 14, 2005 – 12:00 am
In this Atari-slanted horror ride, only one thing can save you from out-right misery and thats laughing out loud at the jaw-dropping ineptitude of the entire project.
March 14, 2005 – 12:00 am
A nice and shiny slice of cartoon wizardry, this robostory does exactly what it says on the tin.
March 11, 2005 – 12:00 am
This is one overly-long Johnson youll want to have cut off at the root.
March 10, 2005 – 12:00 am
Never Die Alone
and never watch this movie, if you dont want to spend the rest of your days wishing you could have your 90 minutes back.
The Fresh Prince meets the King of Queens in this predictable-but-amusing rom-com. If youre after a chuckle at the moment, you could do much worse than to get yourself Hitched.
