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Author Archives: Gary Panton

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

A fitting end to the great career of Spencer Tracy.

Ice Princess

Little girls will love it. Hell, I’m not a little girl and even I thought it was alright.

SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2

This detestable baby bunkum makes’ Look Who’s Talking’ look like ‘Citizen Kane’.

The Jacket

Give it ten out of 10 for effort, boldness, and even originality – but half-marks at best for the acutely unconvincing way it all comes together.

Spaceballs

May the schwartz be with you as you settle down to this relentlessly silly send-up aimed at the kiddies from the ‘Star Wars’ generation.

Les Choristes

You can’t help but enjoy this pleasant, docile little tale about a man who shows composure in more ways than one.

Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Dear Diary, I saw a movie today, and it wasn’t very good. That’s all for today!

Boksuneun naui geot

A hard-edged, bloody-nosed drama which teaches us never to come between a man and his daughter – especially if you’re a clumsy kidnapper.

The Amityville Horror

This dodgy haunted house hokum brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “get down the bleeding stairs”.

Fat Albert

He’d be a great role model, if it wasn’t for the existence of pies.